queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

reichenbackdatassup:

hopetimelord:

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

and space ships.

and every food is healthy

and time machines

and other future stuff

I should’ve been born on the Enterprise

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

esstiel:

kilibutt:

chibiknite:

kilibutt:

things that are less painful than the season grFUCKYOU finale 

• bathing in acid
• inhaling chopped ghost peppers
• stepping on a lego
• falling down that stairs
• stabbing yourself in the face

• falling from heaven

you’re grounded

so is cas